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People are like onions... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff, you only need to use a tiny bit. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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[No Laughter Version] I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff, you only need to use a tiny bit. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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Lots of people were very frustrated trying to get a meeting with Jesus because of his busy schedule. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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[No Laughter Version] Lots of people were very frustrated trying to get a meeting with Jesus because of his busy schedule. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Radio Day! 16 jokes to tune in to! 20 August 2026
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[No Laughter Version] National Radio Day! 16 jokes to tune in to! 20 August 2026
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I sent Coldplay a fruit basket full of ripe bananas. . (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Photography Day! 44 jokes to capture! 19 August 2026
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[No Laughter Version] National Photography Day! 44 jokes to capture! 19 August 2026
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Bill Withers ate my last piece of cheese last night, and today, it's raining. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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[No Laughter Version] Bill Withers ate my last piece of cheese last night, and today, it's raining. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Couple's Day! 18 August 2026
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[No Laughter Version] National Couple's Day! 18 August 2026
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I’m trying to make a joke about furniture… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Thrift Shop Day! 17 August 2026
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[No Laughter Version] National Thrift Shop Day! 17 August 2026
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How The Beastie Boys are making money with their 5 part Anthology? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Tell a Joke Day! 25 jokes about jokes! 16 August 2026
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[No Laughter Version] Tell a Joke Day! 25 jokes about jokes! 16 August 2026
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Today I found a coin with bite marks all over it… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Relaxation Day! 28 dad jokes to chill out to! 15 August 2026
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I sent my son to his room for saying Jim Morrison was a terrible musician... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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My wife thought it was sweet when I said Nothing comes between U and I (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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What did Snow White do after she sent her pictures away to be developed? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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World Elephant Day! Don't mention these 15 jokes in the room! 12 August 2026
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William Shatner has purchased his last Nissan truck. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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Mountain Day! 34 peak dad jokes! 11 August 2026
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[No Laughter Version] Mountain Day! 34 peak dad jokes! 11 August 2026
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Mick Jagger once tried to become a math teacher, but he didn’t last very long. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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[No Laughter Version] Mick Jagger once tried to become a math teacher, but he didn’t last very long. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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Skyscraper Appreciation Day! 22 high rise jokes! 10 August 2026
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I got kicked out of the nativity play because I kept singing Nickelback. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Book Lovers Day! 37 novel jokes! 09 August 2026
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I absolutely nailed my audition to play Quasimodo at Disney World. Unfortunately, they didn’t hire me… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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[No Laughter Version] I absolutely nailed my audition to play Quasimodo at Disney World. Unfortunately, they didn’t hire me… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Bowling Day! 15 dad jokes that need to go on strike! 08 August 2026
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What's Ross Geller's favourite type of Excel table? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Farmer Day! 64 jokes that are outstanding in their field! 07 August 2026
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I found my physics professor face down on his desk crying before class. I put my hand on his shoulder and asked, “Hey, what’s the matter?” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Luke Skywalker never dreamed he’d get to meet the Emperor. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Oyster Day! 05 August 2026
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[No Laughter Version] National Oyster Day! 05 August 2026
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Jabba was going to propose to Leia. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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International Beer Day! 25 jokes to cure what "ales" ya! 04 August 2026
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I'm Going to jeopardy to look for work. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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What do you call a famous musician with yellow skin? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Psychic Day! 31 medium dad jokes! 02 August 2026
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I’m done with zombies on TV shows. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Girlfriend Day! 24 jokes to make her eye roll! 01 August 2026
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Our entire calendar is based around when jesus was born. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Lifeguard Day! 14 lifesaving jokes! 31 July 2026
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A woman named Brittany was placed on a jury trial for murder. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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I started going to a Chinese cooking class that is taught by Steven Tyler. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Rain Day! 29 jokes for a raining day! 29 July 2026
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Olaf did all the grocery shopping for Elsa and Anna. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Scotch Day! 28 jokes to lift your spirits! 27 July 2026
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Albert Einstein married his first cousin. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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[No Laughter Version] what kind of insurance does Bernie Sanders have? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Aunt and Uncle Day! 43 dad jokes to tell at your next family gathering! 26 July 2026
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Before Little Richard was famous, he cut back overgrown gardens for a living. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Why does Darth Vader wear black robes like a nun? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Shark Week! 18 dad jokes that cost an arm and a leg! 24 July 2026
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I don’t know how she keeps making blockbusters…. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Parents Day! 31 jokes with parental responsibility! 23 July 2026
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